Your dog has been asking for this.
He just can’t say it.

Meet Woofeez™. It does something. Dogs know exactly what. We’re working on how to tell you.

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Are you tired of your dog being… a dog?

Sitting? Sitting is so last decade.
Staring at you at 5am with an expression you can only describe as “legal action”?
Pretending to be deaf when you say “walk” (but not when you open the cheese)?
Your dog’s mysterious inner life, which you have zero access to?

INTRODUCING WOOFEEZ™

Artist’s impression of a Woofeez(We haven’t finished it. The dog has, apparently.)

But wait, there’s more!

Works on all breeds, including the ones that are technically small horses.
Tested by one (1) dog. He was neutral, but leaning positive.
Endorsed by the Ministry of Good Boys*
Absolutely no batteries required. Batteries wouldn’t know what to do either.
Ships in a box your dog will prefer to the product

Not $99.

Not $79.

Not even for sale yet.

Operators are standing by.
(They’re not.)

Find out what the WOOF this is →

*The Ministry of Good Boys is not a real ministry. “Dogs love it” was based on a poll of one dog, who also loves the bin. Woofeez may not exist. Your dog will know.

Are you tired of your dog being… a dog?

INTRODUCING WOOFEEZ™

But wait, there’s more!

Operators are standing by.(They’re not.)

Operators are standing by.
(They’re not.)